My name is not Lily James. If people knew my actual name then I would be in a lot of trouble.
See I am a sex addict. Or at least that is the only excuse I can give to how I live my life.
I would love to be a one man sort of woman. I really try to. But I can't help the challenge, the chase, and the inevitable reward.
Its caused me some heartbreak I do admit. And probably some damage to my reputation. Or at least it would if it all got out.
In the past 8 years I have slept with 67 men. I am in my 20s. Most of these are from the past 3 years. Thats when I discovered online dating. Bad idea combining a love of sex and the unlimited power of the internet.
On the internet I have cultivated a personality that is based on 50% truth, 30% lies, and 20% sheer audacity. Its worked for me so far surprisingly.
In real life I have to be a little more truthful.
Hell there is a whole group of people at Savor who could call themselves Eskimo buddies.
Squishy
Mid West
Weatherman
Lucky Charms
Cy Young
Savor Waiter
The Nurse
Dr. Wannabe
New York
This is from since about December I think. Maybe November. I need to find a new bar...
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